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Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
Tostito toss by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019
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scotch toss 

Scotch toss is a beach game, in which players toss a closed scotch bottle (possibly filled with a mixer) at one another, while standing in the ocean. If a player catches the bottle, he must drink. If a player drops the bottle, they must take two drinks.
I can't go out, I played scotch toss on the beach last night and feel awful.
scotch toss by dbqpvr March 10, 2018

Rot Toss 

The act of cumming in someone's drink without looking.
Hey look Mat! I just Rot Tossed grandad's coffee.
Rot Toss by Nigel1337 May 15, 2018

Toss Salad 

Stimulating another person’s anus with your tongue.
Did you toss salad last night? I sure did! Did she like it? She sure did!
Toss Salad by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019

toss finish

when at a party, or just having a night of drinking, you take the lid off of all the hard alcohol bottles and toss them, to ensure that the bottle will be finished off.
"alright lets crack open the bottle"
"you thinking we should do a toss finish?"
"thats my boy. wasted!"
toss finish by holymoleydood November 2, 2009
1. Another word for female genetalia
2. Good for when you have kids or cant say the bad word in social environment.
I sure would like to eat you tissy.

My penis fits in your tissy so nice.
tissy by Darren Cole May 5, 2005

Mill toss 

The sexual congress between a skinny man and a fat women.
I'm going to mill toss Paula Deen.
Mill toss by Modified3 August 9, 2010