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topless head

When your girlfriend takes off her shirt and bra and gives you a blowjob.
Honey, let's duck into this empty room for some topless head.
by Buster1969 June 14, 2012
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Toiley Sniffs

The act of sniffing/huffing the seat, rim, or inner bowl of a freshly utilized public toilet.
I can't believe it. Tim's finally been barred from Crafty's, cause the bouncers caught him doing toiley sniffs in the women's room.
by Terry Spunwick May 26, 2019
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topleaseu

Alyssa topleaseu is an extremely famous and well-seasoned Twitter celebrity who has amassed over 800 followers in the past 2 years. Born and raised in Texas, USA topleaseu has grown up around stan culture and has shaped herself into one of the most well-known and impactful Twitter celebrities of the decade. topleaseu truly is the Twitter For iPhone and her impact and inspirational trends can be seen all over the app. topleaseu is a national treasure and I am so honoured to have her follow me.
topleaseu world domination.
by moreindifferent February 16, 2021
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Tolley

a very perfect person you will never meet someone as good as a Tolley
Yo Tolley go send it on your skateboard
by robloxoofer69 August 24, 2019
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Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits
"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"
by JehuLove March 2, 2010
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Topey

The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.
Bill: I'mma topey you.

Mark: Oh shit.

Bill: I'MMA RIDE YOU LIKE SEABISCUIT.
by Doopadoop...adoop August 14, 2011
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toley puncher

A Scottish term for a homosexual man who enjoys inserting his clenched fist into the anus of another homosexual man. "Toley" is a Scottish term for faeces.
Homosexual man 1: "Are you a toley puncher?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"
by giardiaman November 3, 2013
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