vladimier tootin

Russian president who has eaten to much taco bell and has a series case of tootin and is mentally gay and is sexually confused

man, I just Vladimier tootin.

by Bornkl snort April 28, 2017

toothing

"toothing" is a joke started by some English news report. run a search and check it out. it's not real.

let's go toothing and meet some slutty geeks, m-kay?

by vegatables July 25, 2006

tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

blue-toothing

the act of using a urinal without holding onto your penis

I was in the bathroom, at the urinal, and there was some guy in there "blue-toothing" it with his hands in his coat pockets.

by Dude Nurse November 14, 2012

Tootin'

Clown prostitution. A clown that has sex for money.

"This is better than my last job, you know I was tootin' for a while."

by natthom October 11, 2016

rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.

I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad

by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014

tootin

to fart. expel gas from your anus.

hey who's tootin over there? i think jack just tooted. he's gasy today.

by pb6074 November 10, 2013