Tootsie toss

Defecating in the shower, catching it in your hand, and throwing it over into the toilet.

I was running late the other day, so I just did a quick tootsie toss in the morning.

by Udo Dorkenshcnorker June 2, 2012

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salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?

by Sunset Will April 19, 2009

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saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

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Toothless Event

An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.

Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?

Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement

by MochaMarguerita March 6, 2011

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Tootie likes to control everyone within her influence, to shape things to her own liking. She is sensitive, affectionate, imaginative and cooperative, spiritually aware and prone to self-sacrifice. Tootie can keep secrets and is a good diplomat. Very frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order. Very beautiful, creative, and outgoing. She has a smile to die for and would make a guy fall in love. Tootie is flexible and likes to feel appreciated, but sometimes can be a little crazy. She likes to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for her is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers.

I love a crazy funny girl . Got to get me a Tootie, hmmm what a keeper.

I love your style, Tootie is a fashionable queen!!!

by Drake! December 22, 2016

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