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split toofed HO

a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.
Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!
by DrewBaby December 18, 2007
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Toof

A fictional species originating from homo sapiens. Toofs are typically perceived as oval-ish, white, and a big smile with one tooth coming from the top gum. There are three types of toofs, regular toofs, which is what I just described, Partial-Hus, which are normal toofs but with hair, and hu-toofs, which have their faces higher on their bodies and can control the shape of their mouth at will, with hair and genitals like a normal human, hence the name “hu-toof.” This species first appeared on the youtube channel Ausles, and has only been popularized in one other channel that deleted all their toof-related videos. Sometimes, Toofs want to change their form. These are either called Trans-hu or Trans-norm, depending on what it’s turning into and what it was before. Also these things mate with their teeth. Unless it’s a hu-toof. They do so by using glands in their mouths called, you guessed it, toof glands.
Damnit, I hate the fact that these toofs are overpopulating the country. We’re supposed to have like 32, but instead we’ve got millions! Is this because the kids that like to bloodthirstily murder them on the walk home from school moved a few days ago?! Ugh! TOOFS SUCK!
by The Toof Expert May 13, 2022
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Toof

When a vagina has a jagged entrance and the clitoris hangs over jagged lips appear to have teeth.
That bitchs pussy had a toof.
by $$$D$$$ December 28, 2016
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Toof

Its a day of the week that means dummy lit gang gang
Yo today is toof day my dude
by Keemstar6007 June 11, 2018
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Toof

That man has a false toof in his mouth. (I.e. false tooth)
by Alicia Larson April 8, 2023
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baby toof

Friend 1: Yo have you seen baby toof?
Friend 2: He went to take a smash like 40 mins ago
by you’ll float too December 14, 2019
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Red Toofed Monster

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.
Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!
by T-Coop April 29, 2021
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