Tod

You call someone this when they are being an idiot, or they said something so idiotic you can’t stand to be around them.

Tim: Falls down the stairs.
Robbie (yelling): Your such a Tod.

by President2040 May 14, 2018

toddings

Big ass forehead bitch

You have a toddings

by Forehead Man May 09, 2018

TOD

To Trap or die aka sell drugs or die

OMG Mikey is such a TOD

by Ryannnnnnnnnnnnn July 20, 2008

TOD

An acronym for "Truth or Die," a game played online amongst friends, usually in a chat room. This game follows the same rules as Truth or Dare, except the "dare" removed, so that it is only truth questions being asked.

If you cannot answer a question or refuse to, you must "die" and be exiled from the game.

Hey guys, lets play a game of TOD while we wait for these ice cubes to melt!

by Fergi August 09, 2005

Vladimir Tod

a vampire who is WAY better than twilights gay ass story line! From the chronicals of vladimir tod, a teenage vampire who kicks ass! Hot and pale, great kisser ; Goes threw high school killing other vampires to stay alive.

Vladimir Tod kicks major twilight ass

by BrutalXkillerxXx May 28, 2010

on my tod

By myself. Alone.

Rhyming slang from Tod Sloan, the name of an American jockey.

As I was sitting here on my tod.

by Debs August 08, 2003

Tod Soldat

German for Death soldier. Also the name of a troll that is said to have more socks than Carter has liver pills. Known for flame attacks and numerous Facebook accounts. He is also rumored to be a hacker and is known to use numerous distros of Linux, his favorites being Ubuntu and Backtrack 4.

Tod Soldat is always trolling me!

by Gwarior June 05, 2011