toddler CEO

The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.

The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.

by dookeyboy December 6, 2010

toddler tunnel

A woman vagina most commonly refering to a MILF's pussy.

I would ravage her toddler tunnel

by top ropes February 18, 2009

Toddlercan

1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.

2.) An educational tool used in preschools.

1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."

2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.

by ScrabblerAnon February 6, 2010

Sugar toddler

A male or female sugar baby who is not young enough to be considered one.

John: Man Tony is such a sugar baby. I can't believe he's using that guy for her money.

Sara: No, he's a sugar toddler. He is way too old to he a sugar baby.

by mike96pi January 4, 2021

toddrick

Toddrick is a good person who loves to play sports but when toddrick get mad bad things can happen

Toddrick loves all sports.

by Mr.door March 13, 2017

Toddlerkon

A form of lolicon which involves illustrations of children (mostly females) under the age of 6 is provacative or sexual situations.

Drawn Child Like Pornography involving toddlers.

by VC March 1, 2005

sweeney todded

1) To kill someone gruesomely.
2) Originates from the movie/musical known as 'Sweeney Todd'. In this movie, Johnny Depp plays the role of Sweeney Todd, a barber that slits peoples throat while giving them a shave.
3) To Sweeney todd someone, you would have to kill them in the same manner as Sweeney Todd himself of an alternative way that is just as horrific.

-John Rambo sweeney todded an entire league of Burmese militia.

by Nero117~ January 27, 2008