tubbiemonster

A majestic creature that can turn frowns of Snorlaxes upside down in no time at all. If the tubbiemonster becomes upset it will most likely stop talking and furrow its brow. Ways to cheer him up include supplying him with a KFC family feast and/or lrg 20 pc nugget meal + choc milkshake, holographic pokemon cards, or just singing him a good old-fashioned lullaby or two. If you anger the tubbiemonster, beware! He has a ferocious temper when provoked, making him difficult to talk to or even pet. The best thing to do is let him cool off for a few days, and slowly approach him promising delectable kissies and warm cuddles. Also be wary when the tubbiemonster's in an especially good mood, as it loses the ability to realise its own strength. If you let him pick you up during one of these sporadic episodes, recede into fetal position and cover your head, for behaving in any other way may result in severe wall-induced head trauma. Favourite pastimes of the tubbiemonster include: eating, catching up on re-runs of Maury, playing video games, trying to understand the humour of the popular 90s sitcom Seinfeld, and providing his mates (the chubbiemonster and/or JKim) with sweet sweet tender loving care. If ur interested in seeing a tubbiemonster for yourself, your best bet is hitting up a Canadian Tire, where you can usly find him picking up survival provisions for the looming apocalypse he’s certain will kill us all in 2012.

person 1 : "hey man, I was at McDonalds today n saw this dude go ballistic!"

person 2 : "no way, what was his problem?"

person 1 : "he was like, 'yo can i get a supersize 60 pc nugget meal?' n the cashier lady was all like 'sorry sir, we dont carry that in North America' and he starting like rockin back in forth n breathin real hard....I was tripping"

person 2: "shit man what did you do?!"

person 1: "well you know, luckily i had some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets in my pocket. I just handed em to the guy n slowly backed away without making eye contact n ppl said he just smiled n like, walked away"

person 2: "wow dude, so sketch. Hey, you don't think that coulda been a tubbiemonster, do you??"

person 1: "in this part of town?? naahhh..."

by chubbiemonster December 18, 2010

Tubbie

Umm if ur a sped and 3 years old then you would refer to a bath as a tubbie. And if ur a nugget then you will call it taking a tubbie in a tub tub. Then the whole school is arguing... geeg

I’m going to take a tubbie rn, alright!

by geeg papi November 5, 2019

Doobie Toobie

noun: an invention made by stoners to deter the smell of marijuana. Commonly used while smoking weed in a place of residence.

It is made using an empty toilet paper roll, with bounce (dryer) sheets stuffed inside. Depending on preference, the one end of the tube can be creased inwards so that it molds to the mouth while you blow out the smoke.

see also: doob tube

I stuffed my doobie toobie with 10 mountain breeze bounce sheets.

You never would've thought that a pothead would be smart enough to invent something so randomly cool.

by ae123456 January 19, 2009

Tub of Tubbies

The fattest person in the world. Of all the fat people in the world, he/she is king.

There goes a Tub of Tubbies, just finished off the whole $1 menu.

by unsonny January 10, 2006

toobies

When a woman has very saggy breasts, so saggy that they resemble tubes of flesh.

Look at her toobies! Those things go down to her waist!

by Chester; March 11, 2007

tobber

an insult used to describe someone who is generally very stupid, a cross between a tosser and a nobber

Jim: Seen that bloke over there?
Matt: Yeah. He's a complete cunting tobber

by Loulamoth July 17, 2009

tobbletin

Someone who is equivillant in the cool factor to adam blanchard

Samantha is not as tobbletin

by sam mamye January 11, 2008