tobeysingzpayphone

niche micro internet celebrity named av who is
known to be very fruity

did u see tobeysingzpayphone's krattcest posts???? they're so smol!!!

by bigcheesefoot21 November 10, 2021

tobbe

biggest jew on the planet, happy hanukkah

"tobbe likes to save money"

by birrevirre December 7, 2021

TobeyTard

1) People who can’t help but shit on anybody who plays Spider-Man, other than Tobey Macguire

2) Somebody who can’t get over the Maguire trilogy and lashes out at Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield fans.

TobeyTard: “Spider-Man: No way home was only worth watching because Tobey The GOAT made an appearance”

Normal person: “You’re a delusional TobeyTard”

by CrabbySwiss January 29, 2022

Tobey

The sexiest man alive with a dick the size of the statue of liberty. He is the sweetest lil guy and quite a funny lil guy as well.

Tobey is a pretty cool guy

by scooter_Alfredo October 14, 2022

Nick Tobey

A Shit, Poop

Thought I was ready to go out, then I noticed I had to take a big Nick Tobey

by PDizzle1 March 10, 2020

tobey

A complete bag of douche who thinks that they are a total player. Often seen wearing extremely homosexual pink shirts, plaid shorts, and Swiss (what the fuck?) hats.
Attempts to mack on a different girl every day (and usually never succeeds). Actually, to sum it all up, he's a model. For underwear. Favorite pastimes include taking pictures of oneself and dyeing oneself's hair.

Wow, that kid just slapped me on the ass. What a complete tobey.

by ninja II April 19, 2008

Tobey

(n.)

1. A stub-fingered dwarf.
2. Smiley toddler with a touch of down's syndrome.
3. Shin-kicking nancyboy with an affinity for black dick.

Q: Who is that little boy standing under the coffee table crying?

A: Oh that's just little Tobey, but don't give him too much attention or he will try to sell you life insurance.

by Tumbletee October 8, 2009