Kremit The Toad

Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.

Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog

Who's your favourite Muppet?

Kremit The Toad

You Mean Kermit The Frog?

NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018

Toad Fuck

To fuck ugly people

Jim: Sean had a 'Toad Fuck last night

Jack: yeah he that girl was ugly.

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

toady

One who flatters in the hope of gaining favors.

"M often acts like a complete toady, commenting J on her taste, her babely features, and her mind in the hopes that she will one day bear his hapa."

by Yahtzee101 January 11, 2014

road toad

The driver who insists upon constant lane-changing during heavy traffic in a useless effort to gain position in traffic. Often ends up wedged under a semi.

The road toad trying to get ahead of us is now plastered to the side of a Swift truck.

by ezemofo February 4, 2010

Fried toad turd

Something that doesn't taste very good

This yard bird tastes like fried toad turd

by beEasy91 July 12, 2010

todzilla

a thundering toddler that is overweight, small but causes maximum devistation ! tod short for toddler and zilla short for godzilla .

look at the state of my room has todzilla been in here ? watch out here comes todzilla ! I see todzilla has been in the bathroom the shampoo is missing and theres toothpaste and towels everywhere !

by h.babelicious December 30, 2008

toadman

A roadman with the appearance of a toad

Look at that toadman bruv he is uglier than my nan

by dan_hubbard October 9, 2015