a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want
by docbernie August 3, 2012
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The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.
The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.
by partykivi November 10, 2012
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Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …
That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..
It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …
This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …
But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …
I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …
And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)
Caught in a spiders web comes to mind
Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …
That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..
It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …
This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …
But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …
I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …
And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)
Caught in a spiders web comes to mind
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I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.
by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012
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Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!
I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!
I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.
I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!
I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.
by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012
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