Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.
Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!
I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!
I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.
I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!
I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.
by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012
Get the Timelinedmug. I was timelining chapter 2 for World History.
by Laura K September 11, 2005
Get the timeliningmug. by Th3An1meman August 13, 2021
Get the fate timelinemug. by disturb May 27, 2021
Get the Timelinemug. the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.
by big asian man March 30, 2020
Get the asian timelinemug. A “timeline” is a set of events that take place through a set period. These can be very simple or can get more complicated as you add more events to the timeline.
Kris: “Why do people keep telling me to watch Captain America: The First Avenger before Iron Man?”
Derrick: “Because it comes first in the timeline.”
Derrick: “Because it comes first in the timeline.”
by CosmicRobber September 9, 2025
Get the Timelinemug.