theartbroken

When you get your heart broken by a thot. Usually it breaks your heart to see that she'll suck everyone's dick but yours when you deserve it the most for being her friend when she wasn't fine as hell.

I bet Taylor Swift's platonic male friends feel really theartbroken when they think of all the bj's Taylor's celebrity boyfriends got that they should have gotten for listening to her god-awful country music when she first started.

by Thatfunnynigga May 26, 2015

Thaarty

an unbearable pronunciation of the word 'thirty' by a maldivian dude named Nasif

I came to office around eight thaarty.

by Haisham February 19, 2019

Thurtsy

When you are hurt and thirsty

Help!!! Im thurtsy

by Break January 26, 2019

Thwarted Crab

When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.

mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab

by Proffessor Muscle November 14, 2019

thmart

Used when someone is not the brightest spark.

“Freya was thmart, however no where near smart”

by lotta.thegreat March 8, 2021

Thurt

To masturbate

He thurts at night.

She thurts when she gets horny

by master yo5 April 25, 2009

thart

To use the shitter at work, resulting in just a fart and sitting on average 25 minutes, 4-5 times daily.

Look guys, theres JT heading in for his 4th thart and it still not even noon!!

by foundryRat July 20, 2011