Touchy McPenishands

Name given to a guy who has that constant smell of dick on his fingers, as a result from always fondling about in his trousers. He will typically be a man of low hygiene and seems to have an obsession with putting his fragrant fingers near your face, similar to a Touchy McToucherson.

Gurl 1: Yo. Have you noticed that his fingers always smell like dieck when he wipes them in your face?
Gurl 2: I know right?! Is his name 'Touchy McPenishands' or something?!

by TheGoofySquid June 7, 2016

touchy feely

(n)That little #10 on the uga basketball team that likes to give all the players a little patty pat on their back or butt. But we're not complaining, he is VERY nice...
(v) the act of constant and unneeded touching in awkward and inappropriate situations...

Touchy Feely on Bugeyes' balls...
That little touchy feely is pretty damn hot!!

by ugagirl14 February 25, 2004

Touchy Feely

To be touched and felt with/ without your consent or knowledge. Usaully committed in jail, prison, all boy schools, concerts, dates, award cemonies, church, and my house.

Other ways of saying it are touchy felt, touchy feeling.
Female term
Touchy Coochie

I went to church today and Father O'Reilly was all TOUCHY FEELY.

by Jonathan Silva March 5, 2009

Uncle touchy

A man named coleby and has sighns on his wite van that says free candy free wifi free puppies

Oh my god did you see coleby ya he's such a uncle touchy

by Cbuck March 10, 2017

Touchypeggs

Basically, these are your teeth

I'm just away to brush my Touchypeggs

by Steniiiiiiii May 25, 2009

touchy feely orange peely

Wise words said by a wise man

Fool: Master, thou art gaze upon me as a failure?

Wise Mastet: Doth thou not worry Fool, touchy feely orange peely.

Fool: 🍆

by TomTitIsAShit November 19, 2019

touchy-feely

1) to touch or experiment with one or more persons private area. OR
2) to feel around with someones privates while attempting to not let them know its you

"would you like to play a little touchy-feely with me" OR
"Ah sick! that guy's playing touchy-feely with that unconscious girl"

by Bossplaya January 13, 2004