therapize

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

by sop22667 July 17, 2019

Therapist

You need it.

GET SOME FUCKING HELP. GET A THERAPIST. TREAT YOURSELF NOW.

by Goofy Plush September 17, 2023

NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021

therapize

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

therapize

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

Therapist

An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.

Therapist.
TheRapist.
The Rapist.
You don't want to visit the rapist.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Therapist

1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"

Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

Friend:

by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005