Theological Divinialism

Theological divinialism is the part of divinialism responsible for its theology, it seeks the study of the nature of God, gods, divine beings and divinity in a divinialist outlook and how reach them and become like them.

"One of the most important concepts inside theological divinialism is the concept of people's divinity, where everyone is divine at some level and anyone can reach th divine by its own will, motivation and evolution."

by Full Monteirism January 23, 2021

theoretical heart wart

People used to believe warts could be cured by rubbing a potato on them and then burying the potato. They believed that as the potato rot, the wart disappeared too.

A THEORETICAL HEART WART refers to a person who induces great heart ache; the only cure for this suffering is to take your association with them and bury it.

-I put everything that reminded me of him in a box and put it out of sight because it's the only way to get over my theoretical heart wart.

-Paddy is such theoretical heart wart, he's like a leech

by Turkdeliandmallow November 8, 2013

Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.

by The Original Other September 22, 2009

theological noncognitivist

An atheist who reads Wikipedia to much in an attempt to seem more interesting.

Future Mother-in-law: "So what religion are you?"
Future Wife: "Oh, Mom, he's actually..."
Atheist: "That's alright honey. I'm a theological noncognitivist."

by jefftown February 1, 2009

Theoretically cute

When a chick looks good from far away or at a glance, but then the sad reality becomes clear that they are as ugly as the north-bound end of a south-bound horse when approached or when a better view is available. Also, cute in theory

Example 1
Dude: Bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just passed us? I missed her.

Bro: Yeah dude, don't worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.

Example 2
Bro: Holy crap dude, you didn't tell me you had a sexy-ass neighbour!

Dude: Yeah cus she's just cute in theory

by Simian Infernus January 18, 2011

Theoretical Hero

A group of people who attempt to make sounds that resemble music.

Those guys think they are musicians, but they are just a bunch of Theoretical Hero's

by Theoretical Heroism May 20, 2010

theological rectum

Someone who appeals to a made up definition of "theological cult" in order to derogatorily call another religion a cult.

When I said that Rev. Jeffress was a rectum, I was using the definition of a theological rectum.

by the_narrator November 12, 2011