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The SWAMP Scale

Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.

The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.

For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.

Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.

The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
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The Swamp

Nickname for The Netherlands because it rains 300 days per year, is below sea level, is unpleasant, wet, miserable, and full of mosquitoes.
I live in Germany, not far from the border. My teens whenever we venture in that direction ”We have just entered the Swamp!”
by Embeee October 4, 2022
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Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!
Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!
by Boychi January 9, 2021
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Drain the Swamp

The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.
Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!
by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021
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sugar the swamp

The act of cumming in someone’s ass, removing the cum with a syringe, then putting it into a food dehydrator and and turning it into a powder and sprinkling it back onto someone’s vagina.
dude after all of the prep work with Jane I was finally able to sugar the swamp last night.
by anonymous August 1, 2021
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Honey on the swamp

When two overweight burly bear men slather themselves in maple syrup and wrestle naked.
How much where tickets to go see the honey on the swamp show.
by Zynonn January 8, 2022
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