Zynonn's definitions

Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees

I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.

by Zynonn January 9, 2022

Honey on the swamp

When two overweight burly bear men slather themselves in maple syrup and wrestle naked.

How much where tickets to go see the honey on the swamp show.

by Zynonn January 8, 2022