When a woman has "The Clap" or formally known as chlamydia. She sticks her hand down her pants and gets some of the Chlamydia juice on her hand and rubs it across someones face. Hence "The Clap Slap"

Julia used The Clap Slap on Jason.

The Clap Slap by Crookston June 18, 2007

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The clap dick cocksucker

The clap dick cocksucker is when she eatin the dick and your friend walks in and slaps his dick on her face.

You know those two over there, yeah apparently when they did the clap dick cocksucker he slapped his gf so hard that she got a dick mark on her face

The clap dick cocksucker by Jakeob May 30, 2018

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The clap sandwich

To rotate ones hips vigorously from side to side while either naked, in a robe, or extremely loose clothing resulting in a "clapping" sound due to ones penis impacting one or both legs.

Bro, I was on the porch last night , it was quiet, so I hit the clap sandwich to see how far I could echo.

The clap sandwich by Frankensteinno9 June 14, 2020

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The Clap Back

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".

I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!

The Clap Back by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 17, 2021

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