1 definition by BigAlUnicornPrincess
The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.
This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".
This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".
I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!
by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 18, 2021