blob

God like creature with firly nostrals and no brain or organs.

P.S.
That must suck LOL

The blob moved closer then attacked.

by Pilliging Quoll May 6, 2003

Blob

Best Last Option Bae. From the most pirated movie in history.

I have to get laid at this party. But if all fails, Jamie is my BLOB.

by unofficially October 27, 2016

blob

"The Blob" is a movie that has been twice made, once in the 50s, and again later in the 20th century by horror film director John Carpenter. The story is loosely based (very loosely) on the H.P. Lovecraft short story "The Colour out of Space," and concerns a life-sucking, flesh dissolving blob of protoplasm that arrives inside a meteorite.

If you've read "The Colour out of Space," don't bother seeing either version of the Blob - they twice butchered Lovecraft's artistry.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

On the blob

A red alcoholic cocktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, cordial and raspberry served in a pint glass and red stained tissue in substitute for an umbrella. Contains the weekly recommended allowance of alcohol and sugar for a grown man in one week and may give you the shits the following day.

"I'm on the blob tonight"

by Mr BlobbyBlob December 28, 2011

Blobbing

noun- A round of sloppy felatio

Sarah was blobbing me off gloriously, until I looked down and noticed it was Hank all along. Hank...what a kidder!

by keldard February 20, 2011

blob

a disporportioned person

Becky, what a blob!

by who are we? February 6, 2010

blobbing

A time when you need to keep your distance. Woman's menstruation cycle.

"I'm blobbing this week"

by Qwerty yup April 4, 2005