table

thing that breaks verry easily if you stack bricks on top of it

kid stacks bricks on top of a table. table breaks. kid:"oh no...our table...it's broken

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

'tabling

Spending inordinate amounts of time on the site turntable.fm listening to and playing music for other 'tablers. The term is short for "turntabling".

Wow, I'm tired, I was up 'tabling all night playing 80s hits in the New Wave room.

by smithla8 July 10, 2011

on the table

a position of visibility or legitimacy

when your married booty partner intrduces you to the spouse as a "friend", s/he has put you on the table.

by moesha1 August 10, 2006

Table

A girl who is big and round; a fatty.

"Check it out, Ullas is hitting on a table!"

"Holy crap, this one's gotta weigh atleast 300 pounds"

by Torrid April 30, 2006

Table

How do you not know what a table is

Yo this table is propped hard

by hhatstealer1 December 8, 2021

Tables

Sometimes the tables turn, and sometimes, as much as some people hate things not changing, they stay exactly the way they were.

Tables don't always turn, and they're not guaranteed to turn.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

table

an exercise tool for angry teens in a classroom

you know what ms david your being a bitch i must now flip this table

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019