Definitions by ltdrifter

provert 

A pervert who has attained legendary status among his peers, usually by enjoying the sickest, most demented sexual acts or thoughts.

provert by ltdrifter February 2, 2003

doughnut 

A baked good, usually circular, commonly consumed by Police Officers, usually with coffee.

DARE:
Doughnut Abuse and Rotundity Elimination

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

doughnut by ltdrifter February 2, 2003

running the table 

Relating to billiards: Taking the break, then proceeding to pocket every ball thereafter without miss or scratch.

running the table by ltdrifter February 2, 2003