Definitions by ltdrifter

provert 

A pervert who has attained legendary status among his peers, usually by enjoying the sickest, most demented sexual acts or thoughts.

provert by ltdrifter February 2, 2003

running the table 

Relating to billiards: Taking the break, then proceeding to pocket every ball thereafter without miss or scratch.

running the table by ltdrifter February 2, 2003

doughnut 

A baked good, usually circular, commonly consumed by Police Officers, usually with coffee.

DARE:
Doughnut Abuse and Rotundity Elimination

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

doughnut by ltdrifter February 2, 2003