Sidewinder

Taking a dump in anything besides the toilet in a bathroom.

Cotton Hills mom/sister had a sidewinder left for her square on the forehead by her own son...

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

Sidewinder

the greatest map ever in the history of games. Comes from the game Halo 1. On this map, epic games are played, sometimes for 4 to 5 hours.

Players: Man, we started playing this round of capture the flag at 11pm, and we just finished, what time is it now?

Other players: Umm its 2076, theres no such thing as "time" anymore.

Players: Oh. Anyways you guys cheated I want a rematch.

by Ian February 21, 2005

sidewinder

To copulate with a stoma (colostomy hole)

this place is hotter than a bunch of sidewinders in a colostomy ward!

by colleen the colon January 28, 2005

Sidewinder

someone who dresses like a bumblebee, stands too far from the urinail,leans too far forward,looks around too much and pisses on their chin.

dam i had to take a pee, but there was sidwinder so i went to the second floor.

by paul March 23, 2004

sidewinder

A girl or boy who looks very attractive in side-profile, but face-on reveals herself to be far less attractive than you originally thought.

Boy 1: "She looked pretty good from over here..."

Boy 2: (dismissively) sidewinder.

by Ru Ru September 13, 2008

Sidewinder

A Joystick

lolol i hunterz you down with my sidewinder kekekekekeke zerg rush

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

sidewinder

When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.

Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick?
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.

by Elib November 26, 2006