wrestling receipt

Payback

Wrestling receipt You potatoe’d me and now you’re getting one back. Chair shot was too stiff, so you’ve got one coming

by anonymous September 15, 2020

wrestling receipt

Payback

Wrestling receipt You potatoe’d me and now you’re getting one back. Chair shot was too stiff, so you’ve got one coming

by anonymous September 15, 2020

cvs receipt

An extra long sales receipt.

He told his story like he was reading from a CVS receipt.

by MeMacs August 3, 2021

Show Me The Receipts

to have proof of something.

Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch!

Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!

by LAV June 18, 2012

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)

" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "

by Vaprous September 3, 2012

Show me the receipts

Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!

Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"

by JrsProperty17 May 31, 2012

i wanna see the receipts

A request for evidence.

The phrase was stated in an interview with Whitney Houston when Diane Sawyer read a headline concerning the cost of Houston's drug habit. Houston, apparently assuming there were receipts from drug dealers and also apparently assuming Sawyer had them requested to see said receipts. The clip went viral in the form an animated .gif.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Cher passed away."
Person 2: "I wanna see the receipts."

by drinkmytearsandcry February 21, 2012