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I need to use the bathtub

When you are sick and need to puke and shit at the same time you can just use the bathtub
Mexican town gave me food poisoning, I need to use the bathtub!
by rhdreams January 3, 2015
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I need to get the milk

The sentence of every disappearance.
-Hey son, I need to get the milk
-Ok hurry back though.
(5 years later)
-Father?
by ara129 October 18, 2021
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there's no need to act the faggot

A polite way to offer some sound advice to a man acting in way not perceived to be masculine.
Bro there's no need to act the faggot. People get beaten up or worse for that.
by de-pube September 20, 2022
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I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫
by Telephony April 6, 2017
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The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.
Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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No need to order all the burgers on the menu

There is no need to give an extended explanation, a yes or no reply is sufficient.
No need to order all the burgers on the menu, I don't actually care just let me know which one you'd chose girl.
by Aero_1223 September 28, 2023
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