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A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫
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by Telephony April 06, 2017
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