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put'em in the gutter

When you are competing against someone and you beat them or pull a move that defeats them.
I was cycling with my mate and continued to attack and make it harder and harder, eventually he blew (could do any more) and I "put'em in the gutter" and beat his sorry ass .

I pushed him wider and wider across the road until he had to back off as i had "put'em in the gutter"
by Gustric February 4, 2022
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leaves in the gutter

Putting a wad of toilet paper in your butt crack to absorb a shart or blowout.
I feel a shart coming on….put some leaves in the gutter to absorb that shart!
by The KI girls April 3, 2025
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Leaves in the gutter

The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.
Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.
by BLiv July 16, 2025
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get your mind out of the gay gutter

Much like the phrase get your mind out of the gutter, which is said when someone is thinking dirty, but instead of dirty thoughts, your telling them to stop thinking homo thoughts; often used when someone reacts in a gay way.
Nick: Your mother.
Chirs: Fuck you.
Nick: What time? lol.
Chris: Dude.. get your mind out of the gay gutter.
by Chrisocracy January 3, 2010
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The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
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Get your head out of the gutters

To stop & think straight with your brain not your head 8==D or vagina ({})
by ValleyGirl209! November 15, 2010
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The Günter Number

32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.

Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."

Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."
by HerrGünter April 21, 2013
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