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Laws of the Bible 

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible
Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game

The bible 

The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)
Matthew: Hey man lets burn the bible!
Brandon: Hellz yeah!
The bible by Biblebasher69 January 4, 2011

the bible 

A story about the most important daddy dilf to ever exist.

Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)
jamal: i know people say it's bad and all but i'd enjoy to be tied to a cross

jesus: what?

jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible
the bible by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021

The Bible 

Another mediocre science fiction novel.
The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine

...Among other things.
The Bible by Rev_elation April 30, 2008

The Bible 

A book of fairy tales that religous fanatics use as an excuse to breed hate.
Gay marriage and drugs are amoral and therefore wrong according to The Bible so ill have my senator make them illegal. FUCK THIS BOOK!
The Bible by arizonabay January 6, 2010

The Bible 

A completely ficticious piece of work.
They should put a textbook disclaimer sticker on the bible.
The Bible by Stuju March 15, 2005