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freak teetering

Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."
His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.
by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017
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Teetering

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.
Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy
by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013
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teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.
Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008
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textersation

a compound of the two words text and and conversation. a textersation is a conversation in the form of a text but takes 70 times as long as a regular coversation and kills your phone remarkably fast. textersations are know to begin early on the morning and end late at night. you can expect to see alot of "hahas" and smiley faces in textersations.
dave - dang kelli fell asleep during our textersation.
by gary the banana slug April 7, 2010
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Textersation

A conversation one has with another person over texting. Continuous back and forth texting that is as if you were having a conversation in person.
Brian-Dude, I just had the longest textersation with Amy. I think she might like me...

Isaiah-Well if you've started having textersations, then your golden; you should ask her out!

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by melbellfromhell March 12, 2009
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teetering on the edge of insanity

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.
Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!
by jamieli February 17, 2010
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Texterbating

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)
by ild94 April 5, 2009
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