Texturbate

To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

He said we should take a break. Now I just texturbate gifs to him all night.

by Noshedint March 16, 2018

Textervation

Much like a conversation, but one that takes place through texting. It can also be a conversation over instant messaging or a similar application. It feels weird calling a virtual conversation an actual conversation, to textervation is appropriate

"I'm not the one calling names in this textervation"


"that was a deep textervation we had last night"

by LANuh February 17, 2009

Tweeterbate

To "Tweet" alone. To gain pleasure from "Tweeting" by yourself. To not accept any followers, just handling your own business.

I've had the most frustrating day, my dog ran away, my boyfriend is being uncommunicative and my hair is a mess, I need to go home and tweeterbate.

by blonderedhead July 21, 2012

Textersation

A conversation carried over text... Usually more wordy than something along the lines if the universally hated 'k'.

Dude: hey babe what's up?
Chick: not much...
Dude: great convo
Chick: excuse me, we aren't face to face. This is a textersation

by 57974 June 11, 2013

Texturbating

Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.

"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"

by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014

Twiterbated

Fuckedupernshit

That Abel was so twiterbated he was playing with his football bat n smelling the color nine

by Stacy james. . February 15, 2021

Texturbate

The act of male masturbation that occurs simultaneously while texting. The action involves holding ones phone pressed against ones genitalia while having a 'New Massage' open, and then masturbating (if one has a flip phone then the phone may be enclosed around ones genitalia). When one is satisfied, one sends the resulting text message to someone else.

Guy: Hey Bro! I just Texturbated this girl!
Girl: Hey what do you think this text means?: "JfC774ju&@nbtjfjcuJEUWKLLPN:>PX"

by Captain Randolfo June 9, 2010