Teavangelical

A bacteria that grows in the rectum which turns all the farts that come out into super-smelly farts. This revolting bacteria is really fucking obnoxious, and is definitely NOT a legit political ideology.

Jim: I think there's something in my ass.
Jane: Is it a turd?
Jim: No, it's definitely dumber than a turd.
Jane: Well your farts have been pretty nasty. Maybe you got some Michele Bachmann up in that ass?
Jim: I don't know if it's MB herself, but for sure some kind of Teavangelical.

by HNDA September 24, 2011

Teavantesticles

Tea Party Evangelicals that are nuts.

Teavantesticles don't believe in science but will pray for rain, how nutty is that?

by studiolib September 4, 2011

Tevahh

The most amazing person ever, she is kind and loving. Please remember to giver her food when she needs it or things could get dangerous. All in all she is really just the best person ever. She is vibey and chill but also super consederate and kind.

WOW! that Tevahh girl is really cool

by coolbeanscoolbeanscool October 22, 2020

teavan

Teavan is the smallest and youngest sounding one of the bois

-"Yo Teavan you playing ark"
-(in a squeaky voice) "yes

by Small nigga October 23, 2020

teyvattf

teyvattf!! Only the worlds coolest TikTok editor >:D

teyvattf? Awesome

by psqiqi March 10, 2022

Tevan

--African american guys who mastered a Combination Of the worlds freakiest sex moves preformed correctly only by them.

--Kinky girls love doin tha tevan

by stacia abner January 26, 2009

teava

A very sexy girl with nice noobs and sweet body! She is nice and funny

guy She has nice tits

other guy Yeah she does, that's Teava

by Colton aeons June 3, 2014