Teboner

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

teoni

That super hot sexy girl. Know one knows how to pronouce her name and she is also sweet and sensitives. She will not get with just any guy you have to be bae to get with her!

Aww look that hoe turned into a Teoni!

by Tae too turnt February 20, 2015

teyonna

A Kind,caring,smart,energectic,motivated,dependable, proud. Person, everyone's freind. These people are natural leaders. Is a protector, you don't want to get on this person's bad side.

That chick is a total teyonna.

by Froprince July 4, 2017

Tectonic Shit

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

by Technobish October 31, 2017

Teto Chair

A type of sentient chair that has power to control any living being minds

can also be used to tell someone's power

man, that's strong as teto chair

by SombreroParty May 19, 2020

Tevon

A homie, a lover and a best friend. Romantic and large penis having man. He is a hard worker and a great provider for his family. He is truly crazy about his first love. No literally,he would kill over her. He will never be happy in life or complete without her. God is a major factor in his success besides her. He will make a great, husband, father, lover and a great success.

Tevon and Linda is the cutest couple. They were truly made for each other.

by truthful274 December 22, 2013

TETO

An underused acronym for "To Each Their Own". Used when giving respect and or stepping out of an argument on the basis that everyone is entitled to live their life how they choose. Stems from the sadly douche-adopted 'YOLO'

Examples:

—I don't want to go outside today.

#teto
—I was so wasted I couldn't even stand up.

#teto
—I love anime.

#teto
—I smoked two joints before I smoked two joints, and then I smoked two more.
#teto

person 1: "tomaayto"

person 2: "tomaahto"

person 1: "teto"

by doogly June 20, 2017