Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.

Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"

Tether Boss by McHesp July 31, 2020

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Tether SMP

A Minecraft server in which your health, hunger, and XP are all tied to one other player.

"Yo, are you in the Tether SMP?"
"I built a giant Jesus in the Tether SMP!"

Tether SMP by Novinity April 11, 2025

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Related Words

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on the tether

On house arrest, usually with a tracking device around one's ankle. Like a horse tethered to a post; you can't go anywhere.

Nah, man, you gotta come over to chill. You know they got me on the tether n' shit!

on the tether by The Infragable Krunk April 18, 2015

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hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.

1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

hog's tether by Rogue6 June 15, 2013