Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.

Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!

by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012

testosterhole

a male who grunts publicly and excessively during a workout.

The testosterhole was flogged to death with a spool of spandex by the aerobics class who could not hear their music.

by JamesMystique December 17, 2011

Testosteroneus

(Adjective) /teˈstästə rōnēəs/
Tes·tos·ter·on·e·us

One who displays characteristics which would be commonly found amongst persons whom contain much testosterone.
May also be used to define individuals who do not necessarily posses excessive amounts of testosterone, but merely display characteristics of masculinity, or any of the listed synonyms.

Synonyms: beefcake, bold, brave, masculine, robust, confident, daring, fearless, undaunted.

He flew down from his home planet of Aquanefius, lassoed the Earth and pulled it away from the malignant asteroid. He was so testosteroneus. All of the Aquanefeites greeted his heroic return.

The testosteroneus woman lifted the ocean and poured in onto the forest fire before it destroyed the town.

by craigforsure March 26, 2013

testosterone poisoning

The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.

(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.

by sdfjklasdfkj October 9, 2008

testosterstoned

A derisive word to describe an otherwise normale male (or possibly female) whose life is preoccupied by the hormone "testosterone". Most often a young person. Usually aggressive, egotistical, and though not necessarily unintelligent, certainly simple minded.
Hence: testosterstoned, A la "stoned."

Akin to "jock", closer to "musclehead"

You are an older guy and you happen to run into an old high school girlfriend that you never treated well. You were a naturally talented athlete and so you blame it on the hormones:

You: "Julie, I'm sorry I was always such a dick to you in high school. You know I didn't mean some of those things. Hell, I was testosterstoned from sophomore year until half way through college."

by William S. Nelson July 5, 2008

testosterone

Something you oviosely have a lot of in your body if your reading and posting on the Urban Dictionary

"He has a lot of testosterone because he has not beat the snake lately"

by Communist Teddybears April 25, 2015

testosterone

A very powerful drug - transforms men into idiots!

Yeah, who needs a brain when he can have testicles?

by perflubon January 21, 2005