by willie April 1, 2004
A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.
Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!
by Ralph March 19, 2005
East,west and part of the middle of this state are straight drugs. Tennessee is the #1 producer of moonshine, 2nd state for cannabis production (behind California), and is one of the largest crystal meth producing states. All drugs are readily available in neighborhoods or schools.
People here like to chill old school. Most of time here are getting fucked up or getting fucked up the doing some other form of recreation.
People here like to chill old school. Most of time here are getting fucked up or getting fucked up the doing some other form of recreation.
by Tniggsss November 23, 2007
Tennessee is the best state ever! I lived in Tennessee my whole life and I ain't the least bit country! NOT! I am country and proud! Ya'll are glad you dont live in Tennessee for the summer 'cause its so hot!
by Drama0176 July 17, 2008
A seriously bad ass state. The people here are fucking hot, and the only rednecks live in Memphis, which everyone avoids anyway. If you hate on it you've probably never even been here before, or you're a whiny, sexually confused, and *completely* misunderstood 16-year-old that wants to be a painter when you grow up. This state is infinitely better than every other southern state, and is also the birthplace of Arnold Swarzeniggerface, Quentin Tarantino, Johnny Cash, and Elvis Presley, among many others. A metric shit ton of awesome bands have come from here and most of them are probably better than 95% of the other musicians out there right now.
Some unfunny nigger on this generally unfunny website called Urban Dictionary claiming to be from Tennessee made a list exploiting his or her homosexuality under the disguise of a list about things to know if you're going to Tennessee. Please note that everything about said list is similar to, if not completely engulfed in, the substance that exits a bull's colon and then proceeds to flow from its anus.
by A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES January 3, 2011
A civilization of mountain people that criticize you on how you pronounce their towns and cities. They also worship sweat tea.
"In Tennessee is not Maryville, it is Merrrville"
by CMacRisner March 18, 2016