a girl who is very tall and outgoing and never fails to make you laugh. She always has fainting advice but can never give herself that advice. She never ask anyone for anything . She has curly hair and she is built like a rectangle . And has amazing edges . She isn’t afraid of saying what’s on her mind . She is very over protective of what’s hers. She feels like she can replaced easily so she gets jealous easy . Don’t hurt a Teilani because you will regret it . She can make friends easily and never wants to hurt a soul and tries to be kind to everyone.
by Pettyqueen0090 January 6, 2019
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by Sandeep Reddy January 4, 2010
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Tellan
• Tellance
• Tellann
• telang
• Tella
• telling me your limo is triple parked
• Telangana
• tellable
• Tellafoosah
• Tellah
A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.
People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
by saruccia September 20, 2010
Get the Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake mug.The inability to type correctly when someone is standing behind you looking over your shoulder.
Derived from the word 'telnet' that is always mis-typed as telnat, among IT networking professionals when a co-worker is standing behind them.
Derived from the word 'telnet' that is always mis-typed as telnat, among IT networking professionals when a co-worker is standing behind them.
by dyslexic kev September 5, 2006
Get the telant mug.A word used to get the message 'out there'. It originated from a fire-breathing fire crotch, but is commonly used when something is spread around the school.
Britney- I can't hide that I'm pregnant any longer. And they don't even know about...my STD.
Chrissy- Tellam!
Britney- No, you tellam!
Chrissy- Britney, you HAVE to tellam. You can't just let him go on not knowing u gave him vagimples, honey.
Britney- Fine, I'll tellam.
Chrissy- Tellam!
Britney- No, you tellam!
Chrissy- Britney, you HAVE to tellam. You can't just let him go on not knowing u gave him vagimples, honey.
Britney- Fine, I'll tellam.
by Madelicious October 19, 2007
Get the tellam mug.-Be 100% percent honest with your previous/future comments, disregarding any and all possible repercussions and consequences
-Being forthright will any and all situations
-Being open to the point of creating a tense atmosphere based on how blunt you are
-Being forthright will any and all situations
-Being open to the point of creating a tense atmosphere based on how blunt you are
Person 1: "Bruh I ain't saying, I'm just saying yous a bitch and I'm ain't."
Person 2: "Nah I feel you, you just tellin' it on da real doe."
Person 1: "What do you think of my girlfriend?"
Person 2: "She got the personality condom. Takes all joy out of any situation. I'm just tellin' it on da real doe bruh."
Person 2: "Nah I feel you, you just tellin' it on da real doe."
Person 1: "What do you think of my girlfriend?"
Person 2: "She got the personality condom. Takes all joy out of any situation. I'm just tellin' it on da real doe bruh."
by King of NA July 27, 2011
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