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Teledildo

An electronic device for getting to know your online friends better.
If it weren’t for my new teledildo, I would have never known how enthusiastic RowdyBeaverChaser was about my new website!
by DaisyTheTrashPanda April 8, 2020
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telencholy

When you’ve finished watching a television series, and now you have to find something else to watch.
Just finished watching Line of Duty, now I’ve got telencholy.
by felpsey February 10, 2022
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Telenovela

Mexican show about love and too much fucking drama in it. Sometimes used by Mexicans to tell that something is too dramatic
Guy 1: Bro this is more dramatic than a telenovela
Guy 2: I know.
by mexican idiot April 10, 2022
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teledrink

The act of conducting a telephone conversation with the sole intent to get drunk with a friend. This may or may not include comparison televiewing.
Rick: "What are you up to tonight?"
Dave: "meh."
Rick: "Teledrink?"
Dave: "Free nights start at 9."
Rick: "I'll conference Matt in."
Dave: "cool."
by dave atoz June 27, 2007
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teledomestic

Teledomestic is an argument that takes place between lovers via text message or phone call. These usually occur when one partner contacts the other while intoxicated.
Quinner and his old lady got into a huge teledomestic when he called to tell her that he was staying out for pints with the boys after hockey.
by stevieabbs69 August 9, 2011
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Teendult

1) When you have the responsibilities of an adult but you are still technically a teenager.

2) When you’re 18 and 19 and considered an adult and also a teenager.
1) I was a teendult when I applied for college in my junior year of high school.

2) It’s weird being a teendult, I’m 19 years old. I’m a teenager AND an adult at the same time.
by Kenise February 4, 2018
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teledump

Being dumped by your girlfriend over the telephone. The only worse way to break up is to cyberdumped (see cyberdump).
I just got dumped over the telephone, how much worse could it be? Oh yeah, well at least I didn't get cyberdumped, that'd just be fucking harsh.
by azenka June 14, 2003
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