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Teesside Handshake

Headbutting someone in the nose upon meeting them.
He didn't like the look on his face, so he gave him a Teesside handshake when he came closer.
by SmoggieSmoggie January 2, 2009
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Snorg Tees

T-Shirt company that advertises all over Urban Dictionary, selling oh-so-ironic T-Shirts to kids who want to be counter-culture.

Their ads drive me nuts with their annoying, hipster-looking models.
Oh my god you guyz, Snorg Tees makes a T-Shirt with Boxxy on it. I bet it will still be cool when I grow out of my teenage asshole years.
by relates2395834694378 June 20, 2010
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Busted Tees

An advertiser on urbandictionary.com. Has ads with attractive women, but stupid novelty t-shirts.
I was on urban dictionary yesterday and saw an ad for the dumbest t-shirt ever from busted tees.
by Kipp Buckingham November 22, 2005
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Teesad

Noun. Extreme bitch, selfish, spoiled, bratty.
"Omfg, that girl from The Hills is such a bitch."

"No, I think she's worse than a bitch, she's more like a teesad."
by ILOVEJOHNNYWEIR February 24, 2010
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telesign

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.

3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.

Similar to telesigned in.
“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”
by TeleSigner January 7, 2012
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Tension Rod

1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.

2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.

Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
by Eaton Holgoode September 7, 2016
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Teasing the Snake

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.
She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.
by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019
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