a person who has no idea about technology. They are so far behind you think they were born yesterday
person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard
e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard
e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh
by {PLONK} July 17, 2006
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Frequent or infrequent, intense, temporary technology induced Tourettes Syndrome-like symptoms.
Frequent or infrequent, intense, temporary technology induced Tourettes Syndrome-like symptoms.
by Joell7 September 25, 2007
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by Zapper January 5, 2004
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an elite group of electronic music enthusiasts, who have refined their techno music tastes through concerts and sharing music. Technocrats appreciate mainstream beats and timeless techno classics, but they believe in the evolution of this rhythmic music genre. They avoid stagnant and tired songs and sounds. They believe the envelope is meant to be pushed, not to continuously rehash the same bullshit.
an elite group of electronic music enthusiasts, who have refined their techno music tastes through concerts and sharing music. Technocrats appreciate mainstream beats and timeless techno classics, but they believe in the evolution of this rhythmic music genre. They avoid stagnant and tired songs and sounds. They believe the envelope is meant to be pushed, not to continuously rehash the same bullshit.
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Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.
by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008
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Person B: giiiirrrrrl, don't sweat it, this is obviously your
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