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Technoblade

A legend, we sadly lost him on July 1st 2022.
Remember, technoblade never dies!
Rest In Peace technoblade.
by DDLC lover July 3, 2022
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Technoblade is a Minecraft YouTuber with a non existent upload schedule.
He cyber bullies kids for coins in Hypixel games.

He’s currently at war with im_a_squid_kid for the number one potato collector in Hypixel skyblock
A common feature you’ll see is the quotes “NERD” “TECHOBLADE MEVA DIEES” “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” and more.
He’s so scary that fellow YouTuber Tommyinit is scared of his fans because if he doesn’t give Technoblade the best rates, his fans will destroy Tommy’s likes with dislikes.
He is a man to fear off.
Also, he’s ok at Bedwars.
Technoblade is god
by FluffeWeeb March 21, 2020
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An amazing person who never dies all respect to him and his amazing quotes

“If I had 10 more lives I’d choose to be techno every time” :,( goodbye techno dead but never forgotten
by Bunny and duck July 10, 2022
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The best PVPer in Minecraft, known for becoming the number 1 potato farmer in the biggest Minecraft server, beating dream (a player incredibly famous for being capable of beating Minecraft while many people try to kill him), beating squads of multiple people fighting him singlehandedly. Techno had become such a terrifying PVPer that some of the people who dare challenge him end up with Technophobia, the legitimate fear of Technoblade.
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: did you guys hear something?
Technoblade (about 10 kilometers away wearing leather armor): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
by logang4Lyfe December 21, 2020
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Technoblade means a pig that stabs nerds and orphans for money and has extremely hot elbows and is immortal.
"Omg did you hear the orphanag got burned down what monster could do such a thing"person 1
"IT WAS TECHNOBLADE" person 2
by DefdinatleNotTechno January 22, 2021
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The Second Worst Thing To Happen To Those Orphans
Technoblade Never DiesExample Of A Fact Not An Opinion
by anonymous February 1, 2021
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A giant pig who kills orphans
John: Hey, what's that giant pig called again?
Jimmy: Technoblade, the orphanage bomber
by i kill orphans March 11, 2021
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