A 'TechToker' is usually a desperate wannabe-famous 12 year old on TikTok (thus the name 'Toker') that attempts doing content about tech while having no clue what they're doing. A typical "TechToker" calls Apple E-waste and dick rides Chinese phone brands because of their 'Antutu benchmark score'. some are desperate enough to make tech content about PCs and usually film themselves doing basic things on a computer pretending it's advanced knowledge, they say the would use Linux while they don't understand how to even install it.
TechToker: "Yeah I'm a TechToker, my fanbase loves me!"
Translation: "I post videos about my shitty PC and phone, I call Apple "E-waste" and pretend like I know what I'm doing. I'm the biggest skid ever seen on planet earth and dick ride Chinese phone brands because of their Antutu score.
iPhone = E-waste Ximi = KING of phone
I'm also addicted to rooting and breaking my shitty Android device every day and then crying to the developer of the OS that It didn't work, my fanbase is full of other wannabe-famous 12 year olds that love me."
Translation: "I post videos about my shitty PC and phone, I call Apple "E-waste" and pretend like I know what I'm doing. I'm the biggest skid ever seen on planet earth and dick ride Chinese phone brands because of their Antutu score.
iPhone = E-waste Ximi = KING of phone
I'm also addicted to rooting and breaking my shitty Android device every day and then crying to the developer of the OS that It didn't work, my fanbase is full of other wannabe-famous 12 year olds that love me."
by SkidLord69 January 13, 2026
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