Tebowing

When your religion is more of a spectacle than your skill set.

"Jim, I hired you to fill out TPS reports, not to proselytize to the entire industry. You're Tebowing, and driving a lot of potential investors away."

by JustDizzle January 22, 2012

Tebowing

A sexual position used frequently in gay male pornography where the recipient kneels on one knee while placing the opposite foot forward in order to allow a better camera view of the penetration. The position is sometimes used (although infrequently) in heterosexual pornography.

During the filming of Leo and Lance, director William Higgins often requested tebowing by star Leo Ford in order to capture the money shot.

by denisclaire December 19, 2011

Tebow

Girl kneels blowing a guy with fingers up his rear while he says "Thank you Jesus." He then baptizes her in his angelic offering of life "seamen to the forehead."

This Sunday my girl gave me a Tebow while watching the game. It was a true blessing.

by LuckyAZ December 31, 2011

Tebowism

n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game

Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.

by tebowisjesus January 21, 2012

Tebow

The act of one man fucking another.

"Did you hear about Justin? Ryan caught him getting Tebowed hard last night!"

by denver92 October 30, 2011

Tebowing

The act of conspicuously praying on one knee with a hand to the face.

The girl was tebowing so hard she didn't notice that I'd given her a Dirty Sanchez after the Donkey Punch.

by Trumplix Bawlz December 31, 2011

Tebowing

Dropping to a knee in gracious praise to Allah........all the while stuffing Satan's face with your testicles (see te-bagging).

I was so happy Jesus let me make that putt that I instantly tore off all my clothes, began Tebowing and bounced by big sweaty Christian balls right off Lucifer's supple chin.

by Teboner December 19, 2011