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Tebowing

Being hyped beyond belief only to turn out to be nothing more than a massive bust. Similar to the late '90s phenomenon "leafing" (named after Ryan Leaf).
Boy I hope this new QB we drafted pans out. It seems like every QB in the last three years has wound up Tebowing.
by non-believer 15 October 30, 2011
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v- Te-blow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking your personal false deity by giving someone else oral sex.
As an atheist, I don't know who to thank for this great Teblowing.

You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.

Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
by Brutal Humor January 6, 2012
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Tebowing

To become the spokesman for a hate group that's one set of bedsheets away from a klan rally.
Mike: Hey, who's this Tim Tebow guy?

Joe: He's this quarterback who can only throw to receivers' knees and went on national television to show how much he hates women and gays.

Mike: Ohhh. Okay, now I understand 'tebowing.'
by truthbealiar October 30, 2011
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To Tebow is "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different."
Herbie started to Tebowing to score big at the party.
by ShadyHerb October 29, 2011
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In the game Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, when dickless no good noobs camp in corners, or behind various objects that include and are not limited to crates, cars, bushes, trees, rocks, and doors in a crouched position similar to the one Tim Tebow preforms after a win. Made famous by the NYfC clan on the Playstation version of the game.
Man I went 3 and 13 last match. Yeah its because all of the assholes on the other team were tebowing in corners.
by Life_of_Sin_ NYfC January 17, 2012
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Quitting an online game of Madden right after taking a knee when you are about to win, giving yourself the loss. Send your worthy opponent and kind message of "Tebowing"
I was winning 28-17 vs this guy online with ten seconds left, so I did the proper thing and took a knee and quit. I lost, but he knew I was Tebowing.
by dcpetterson November 20, 2011
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(gerund) The act of going down on one knee in order to suck God's cock.
Timmy explained, "I'm not praying. In the Gospels, Mark 5:6 clearly says not to pray in public. I'm actually Tebowing. It makes me feel warm inside."
by GreatWhitePope January 30, 2012
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