Teaneck

A joke so bad that you feel bad for the person who said it. A joke that no one laughed to or even understands what it means.

Did you hear the Teaneck Danny just dropped?

Yeah I have to lol, because I'm his wife but I don't like that.

by 8:30 Niggas April 10, 2019

Teaner

a sexy, fun, entertaining, grown ass man

That Teaner over there is taken by a Rachel.

by BabyRach April 4, 2010

Texaned

When a truck with Texas plates performs a dangerous (to you) traffic maneuver that you must account for to avoid collision. Incidents include trucks that don't bother to check before shifting lanes, change speed for no apparent reason, or behave in such a manner that the operator's dick size is directly associated with whether or not you can pass his truck.

That fuckin F150 Texaned me out of getting into the turn lane!

by kwisatzsawyer April 24, 2011

Tebone

A hard-on for football quarterback, Tim Tebow.

"I can't believe Joe is such a huge Tim Tebow fan. I swear he watches every game with a rock hard tebone.

by GSBJim January 15, 2012

Teboner

A semi- or slight chub that last more than an hr. after a Bronco's game.. Happens mostly to the religous right, although they generally won't admit it when called out..

"I swear when Pastor John got up off the couch after the game, he had a Teboner... I asked him about it, but he denied having any knowledge of even what a Teboner was"?

Not to be confused with Tea-bagger

by assclown34 January 11, 2012

tebanganaroura

Samoan word for slut or prostitute

eg. she's a tebanganaroura

by Halo lighting June 26, 2017

Texanese

A form of language used by some native Texans. Primarily used for embellishing and exaggerating everyday situations to make them seem more dramatic while at the The use of this language is often worse the further away a Texan is from home.

Example of Texanese: You call this rain? heck in Texas we call this a lite sprinkle.

by Turdburglars October 19, 2017