Tear a spare

A euphemism for "to tear someone a new asshole" — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment

Okay, okay... no need to tear a spare.

OR:

Before: Don't forget to take the trash out, or I'll tear you a spare.

After: Jeez, I forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare...?

by Zoboomafoobar March 15, 2008

Tear a Brick

The act of defecation. Pooping.

Bob couldn’t wait to leave work, get home and tear a brick because of the leftover Mexican food he ate for lunch.

by Memesareawesome May 7, 2018

tear dropper

A verbal form of a teary-eyed emoji. Something that makes you sad and teary-eyed.

Man, when Bambi's mom got shot, it was a real tear dropper.

by Addvark November 23, 2018

Tear That Ass Apart

When a Guy/Girl sees someone attractive and they want to violate them sexually

Ben "Wow look at that, I'm gonna tear that ass apart"

by Sex Pest August 15, 2011

tear drop

(n.) When playing the sport of basketball, a teardrop is when a basketball that is shot drops through the net so cleanly that all you hear is "Swish"

Announcer #1: Allen Iverson fakes right, drives left, floats a shot over the 7 foot defender and scores!

Announcer #2: DAMN MARV! THAT SHIT WAS A TEAR DROP

by SamirHaider February 1, 2005

tear up

verb; a violent struggle involving physical force or weapons usually in the context of football related disorder.

John: "Where have you been? We've been in the pub for half an hour"

Dave: "There were a load of 'Yids' at Tottenham Hale Station waiting for a tear up but we showed em' what's what."

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Tear a new asshole

An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. (Assholes being an embarrassing body area.)

Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.

The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008