Tardnut

A contraction of retard + nut (Testicle)

Little Timmy is so stupid he must be a TARDNUT.

by Socialdistorted April 4, 2009

Tarbutton

Quit fucking your siblings. Stop hiding family sex abuse and trauma.

Did you hear Jeff and John destroyed their sisters life? What a TARBUTTON-fucked her right in the pussy! I wonder what happened to those men’s children?! Well, the devil went down to Georgia that’s what they say!

by Grandma sue August 17, 2022

Wait a tarnation

Wait a second/minute + What in tarnation = Wait a tarnation

Wait a tarnation, where my fertalizer go?

by BagleMiester March 25, 2017

Tarnatoquass

when someone has farted so loud it can be considered a self-shitting fart but worse. A tarnatoquass can be heard from across the classroom, gym, small cities sometimes lose power when two or more tarnatoquasses occur at once. The person who makes the tarnatoquass(also known as the tarnatoquasser) usally can not sit for several months and has been reported to experience headaches from the aftershock.

Tarnatoquass

by ATOP March 29, 2010

tarbutton

A buggerd brown eye that has shit around the hole.

Kraft obviously has an old war injury from being buggerd in his tarbutton by his buddy Mike while playing video games on his laptop.

by Bobtar December 6, 2011

tagnut

see also teggit

ouch! teggits

by oracle March 12, 2004

tagnuts

Multiple entangled knots of fecies and hair situated from your arsehole down to your gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003