Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone June 6, 2011

tadonkadonk

A sudden uncovering of ones behind.

When her towel dropped, tadonkadonk!!

by Steve Brown July 28, 2008

tango cash

A huge amount of money. its cooler than saying "i have a lot of money" and its quicker. use it whenever and anywhere as long as your partner knows what it means, it will all go great

did you get the tango cash?,
i made tango cash last night,
i need you to lend me some tango cash,
heres the tango cash as promised.

by tinolaparty September 5, 2010

Twat Tango

When a man goes down on a woman using his tongue, he dances back and forth back and forth between between the clit and pussy, exciting her to the point she is unable to control herself and cums time after time. The giver often will alternate between sucking on the clit and pussy lips and inserting his tongue into the cunt many times adding a finger or two. and "triple tonging" the clit. Once a experienced Twat Tangoer has started it is almost impossable for the woman to ask him to stop. It often ends up with the woman having a female ejaculation, squirting the guy in the mouth and face. A form of foreplay that almost for sure ends up in intercourse.

A gal knows what it does to her to be eaten, but the TT takes it to the next level fiving her additional thrills and pleasure.

WOW, she said just a few good licks, but I gave her a Twat Tango, and we fucked all night.

by Passionate Pete March 15, 2010

whiskey-tango-foxtrot

a form of "what the fuck" - it is WTF spelled out in military alphabet

At the movie theater concession:
"I'll have the milk duds, small popcorn, and a small soda."
"That'll be $16.40."
"Whiskey-tango-foxtrot??"

by k_g September 28, 2005

satan tango

-when two people show affection for each other in the gift of sex
-bad people like hitler do it
-tommyinnit has a book on it

*Nick talks to Danielle*
Nick: Charlie said he can choke you better with his big long great King Kong of a chopstick when you guys satan tango.
Danielle: YO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

by darzan February 11, 2021

Penis Tango

1. An act where multiple penises contact each other in a graceful and elegant fashion

2. A nondescript term that can be used either as a noun, verb or adjective—but most often a subject noun—as a “filler” for when the speaker or writer forgets the subject in which he or she is referring to but wishes to continue moving on with the statement.

3. An excerpt from a modified or corrupted version of the NATO phonetic alphabet.

1. Let's get Mark and Dave over for a little penis tango and scones.

2. I'll be right over once I get done changing the oil on this penis tango.

3. Ace, we have a tango here! ID: alpha, penis, foxtrot, semen, victor, labia.

by Ricky McStickshift February 4, 2010