tampoon

n. a pod, or grouping of more then two women, heading towards a bathroom to discuss the location, to talk about the people at the table, to freshen up, and to use the bathroom.

As Justin sat eating his dinner, he recognized one of the cliquey girls in the passing tampoon.

by JJJJustin June 22, 2006

tampoon

(Noun)A tampon that is very much like a harpoon after it has been recovered from a bleeding specimen, a used tampon.

Some one left a tampoon in the waist basket.

by Dante Valentine May 3, 2006

Tampoon

A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!

-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...

by let.them.eat.cake. March 30, 2011

used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 25, 2005

tampoon

(Intransitive verb.) To be wearing a tampon.

I wanted to go down on her last night but then I found out she was tampooned and took a raincheck.

by starry_chari July 28, 2004

bobbing for tampons

Someone who is covered in blood and has posibly been bobbing for tampons.

"God, you look like you been bobbing for tampons!"

by Bloody tampon September 4, 2008

Tampoon

When you (feel justified to) take something from someone right in front of their eyes. It's a form of retribution and seen as a form of justice by the person who is doing the taking...

He stole my drill, so I tampooned his whole toolbox. I got my drill back...

by Writewirks September 27, 2017