Tallahassee Snapper

A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis

Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!

by TheoldBeardman March 1, 2021

Tallahassee bandwagon

When you’re making sweet, tender, love to a woman, and you’re about to cum, you make her suck your cock, and then she holds it in her mouth, then spits it in your mouth, & then you bend her over and spit it in her asshole.

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee bandwagon. I’ve been farting bubbles all day.

by Yer mom69 September 12, 2023

Tallahassee publix

When you shit yourself looking urgently for a bathroom in a grocery store.

Hey Tom, make sure you use the restroom before you go to the store, we don't want another Tallahassee Publix incident!

by Rickymixx February 14, 2022

Tallahassee Tugboat

Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"

Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.

by Sasquatch361 January 6, 2011

Tallahassee Windex

Tallahassee Windex is what you call it when you get head from a girl with glasses, nut on said glasses, and then use your dick as a wiper blade so she can see around your apartment while she looks for a towel.

Mannnnn, I Tallahassee Windexed the girl from Applebees last night but she still bumped into my dresser on her way to the bathroom

by Stunna man Mike, son September 30, 2010

Tallahassee Icepick

Lubing up a swampy ass with icy hot prior to penetrating one’s anus, providing a frozen sensation in the deeeeep south.

Chet punished Mo with a Tallahassee Icepick one muggy afternoon.

by Diego José July 19, 2022

Tallahassee Special

A delicious Christmas Drink of

1 1/2 part limeade
1 part eggnog or milk

If you haven't had a Tallahassee special, you ain't from Tallahassee.

by Caiaphas 2 Electric Boogaloo November 29, 2020