tallahassee two step

When you and a friend sleep with eachother's girl in a raunchy, sex filled, one night stand ;)

Jay: "Hey jeff, wanna switch girls tonight?"

Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"

Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."

Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin April 19, 2022

tallahassee tooth fairy

You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.

That asshole! He gave me a tallahassee tooth fairy last night!

by arcturusprime November 19, 2010

Tallahassee Mist

The slight spray of bodily liquid from an over weight southern stripper. Known to hit the sniffers row. Or a Sherwin Williams paint tint.

Dammit Jon just got hit with some of that tallahassee mist, during that last move. Shit we sat too close!

Or

Hey Jon I will take a pint of paint, could you please tint that to this color...tallahassee mist.

by Jade Canyon July 11, 2018

Tallahassee Larry

Despite injury of the receiver post coital union, the giver unconsensually takes union with the same injured orifice and causes further irreparable damages

I really got Tallahassee Larry’d when my boss suspended me and then fired me two weeks later for the same offense

by BallsdeepBucky July 14, 2018

Tallahassee Spin Cycle

Sex position where a girl goes face down, ass up, the guy sticks his dick in, climbs on top of her, goes spread eagle, and spins around in a full 360.

I just gave Janice the meanest Tallahassee Spin Cycle this side of the Mississippi!

by CorylnTheHouse December 1, 2016

Tallahassee Water Fountain

When someone has a mouthful of semen, spits out up into the air in an arc like a water fountain.

... aaaaaaaaand as a grand finale the prostitute pulled off a Tallahassee Water Fountain with perfect form.

by DIlJoSam January 31, 2020

Tallahassee Teabag

A condom in which one has ejaculated, but left on the penis either tied or not. Can be given or thrown onto another person.

"Rick that was disgusting, giving her a Tallahassee Teabag when you were done."

"James pulled a ole Tallahassee Teabag when he went to visit his wife on a conjugal visit."

by Jorge Jorge December 9, 2008