Tainted Cocktail

When a guys sticks his cock in his sister's "tail" as her best friend licks her taint

After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili

by Mandoobie October 19, 2020

Tainted Curtain

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006

tainterbell

1: the mythical being responsible for that tingly feeling between your anus and genitals.
2: someone who, when caught having stolen one of your possessions, can't decide whether to be a dick or an ass about the situation.

"I've been graced by the tainterbells."

by jooojers December 20, 2008

Tainted love

1. A popular song, orignaly released by Sof Cell, but many other aritsts have since covered it, including Maralyn Manson, 50 Cent, The Cure and many more
2. When someone loves a person, but the love is unreturned, so it becomes tainted
3. When two people love each other but can not be together for reasons such as distance
4.When two people are in a relationship and love each other, but the love will be foreced to end in the near future eg if one of the people is terminally ill

1. "Once I ran to you, now I run from you"
2. I love Lewis, but he doesnt love me back. So I dont truely love him, its tainted love
3. I love him, but he lives at the other side of the world
4. I love him, but he has cancer and our time together is raidly decreasing

by \m/ Lisa \m/ February 10, 2006

Tainted

fake, unreal

tainted love .... to love some 1 not b/c who they are b/c of what they look like or what they got

there love is tainted she likes him b/c hes a baller

by Ky July 6, 2003

tainted twat

undesirable pussy ranging from, fungal infection or period, to std, to permenant herpes, hiv.

Back off that bitch, she's got tainted twat.

by paydaddi November 24, 2004

tainting

The act of placing the area of the male anatomy between the balls and the anus also known as taint, clothed or unclothed, onto another person.

I had fun tainting your mom last night

by The Nizz September 1, 2007